Thanks to a recent intercept of a squirrel messenger a fiendish plot has been unearthed. This evil plot hatched by the squirrels is to take control of the worlds' teenage population through one of their most beloved forms of enjoyment: music. It has been revealed that have taken the form of human women and formed a band in the hopes of the luring the worlds vast supply of people with no taste for music to the squirrels side. It is the squirrels hope that these kids, brain washed into loving squirrels and their kind will one day grow up and become controlled by the squirrels. Just think, if their plan works the entire earth will be overun by squirrels, and even our most powerful government officials won't be able to stop them. We must gather all of our forces and unite so that we may defeat the squirrels and the evils that they bring.